Agent taking the peepee

[Old Greg]

Are you still flogging that gray list tulip.

You don't need to worry about the black and gray lists. Its the agency white list you need your name on.

On it that £300 a day contract approaches £400 and that £700 bank contract could become the grand a day you believe your worth.

PM for our current introductory discount rate.

We've already discussed the whitelist, and yes, I can get names on there, but it takes a little more than 100 quid. It requires quite a few details around areas of expertise etc.

[russell]

Turns out there is a brown list!? Answers on a postcard to what that one is about?

[2BIT]

We've already discussed the whitelist, and yes, I can get names on there, but it takes a little more than 100 quid. It requires quite a few details around areas of expertise etc.

only 100 quid? well you can sign me up twice then sir!

[Old Greg]

only 100 quid? well you can sign me up twice then sir!

No, more than 100 quid. I can provide an exact quotation based on individual circumstances.

[eek]

We've already discussed the whitelist, and yes, I can get names on there, but it takes a little more than 100 quid. It requires quite a few details around areas of expertise etc.

Your going to have to do better then that mate. The last time I looked your white list was a shade of brown flushing down the loo. A think a better name would be the toilet roll list.

[MaryPoppins]

That's an extra 20%. If you don't like it, take your custom elsewhere, but I doubt you'll find anyone else who will indulge your square and compass routine for the same price (except possibly MP - MP, this is what I meant by the lower end of the market).

You really are posh if that's your idea of the lower end of the market.

[2BIT]

No, more than 100 quid. I can provide an exact quotation based on individual circumstances.

ok well sign me quote/100 times please then sir - but surely for a white list to exist there would be a black list too otherwise it's just a list right?

[ChimpMaster]

Except, for £100, I can take anyone's name off using my little 'back door'.

After a couple of £100'ers your 'little back door' will be little no more.

[eek]

ok well sign me quote/100 times please then sir - but surely for a white list to exist there would be a black list too otherwise it's just a list right?

There is no need for a black list. The white list is a guest list that grants you instant entry. It is that magic something that ensures agents ring you instantly a suitable contract appears.

Everyone else has to join the queue and hopes the bouncer (agent) firstly notices them and then agrees to talk to them.

[eek]

After a couple of £100'ers your 'little back door' will be little no more.

Don't worry after a few days everything will return to normal and you'll be able to sit down again.