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    I want to now why somebody clever can't invent a way of suppressing spray from lorries on a wet road. When I pass these f<ckers I'm using the force to stay in the correct lane.
    Me, me, me...

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      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
      I want to now why somebody clever can't invent a way of suppressing spray from lorries on a wet road. When I pass these f<ckers I'm using the force to stay in the correct lane.
      Buy a ******* faster car then! Sheesh!
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Buy a ******* faster car then! Sheesh!
        Always some knob like you in front
        Me, me, me...

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          Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
          Always some knob like you in front
          Do you drive at 100 mph as well. Cool.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Do you drive at 100 mph as well. Cool.
            Not any more in my new Nissan Note
            Me, me, me...

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              Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
              Not any more in my new Nissan Note

              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Leave out the hat and you've got it.
                Me, me, me...

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                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  I've just entertained myself by typing 'do farts' into google and seeing what the top suggested searches are. Am giggling like a schoolboy now.
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  I had to try that for myself. Is there a way to increase the number of suggestions?
                  I, for one, am glad that doodab had the opportunity to google "do farts" before he died.

                  I wonder if the auto-suggests now are the same as they were then?

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                    Neutral is locally grounded, so it's the same thing
                    How come the mains breakers trip out if there is even a minor short to ground?
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                      It measures the current difference between live & neutral. If live & neutral have different currents then it has to be going somewhere you don't want it to.

                      even very small differences will make it trip. Which is good as a small difference will kill you.

                      Residual-current device - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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