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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNot the complicated science stuff though, right? The stuff that sounds like they're talking about farts, but they're not. I don't think.Comment
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Oh yeah - only the farty stuff.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNot the complicated science stuff though, right? The stuff that sounds like they're talking about farts, but they're not. I don't think.
So are they not talking about farts? You and me were though? Right? And fish face?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Were you? I was talking about aerodynamic engineering.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOh yeah - only the farty stuff.
So are they not talking about farts? You and me were though? Right? And fish face?Comment
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Aerodynamic pink eye?Originally posted by k2p2 View PostWere you? I was talking about aerodynamic engineering.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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No idea, maybe you can change the settings. Of er, the, internet.Originally posted by doodab View PostI had to try that for myself. Is there a way to increase the number of suggestions?
I didn't want to drown you with my technical know how there.
Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOh yeah - only the farty stuff.
So are they not talking about farts? You and me were though? Right? And fish face?
We truly are intellectual giants.
My ex used to do say some stupid thing about pneumatics after eating and then fart on/as near to me as possible.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostWere you? I was talking about aerodynamic engineering.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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MassiveOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
We truly are intellectual giants.

My sister makes me pull her finger
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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