Things I want to know

[mudskipper]

My ex used to do say some stupid thing about pneumatics after eating and then fart on/as near to me as possible.

My dad used to say "Train on its way".

Anyway, my bedtime. Sweet (smelling) dreams. Nighty all.

[cailin maith]

My dad used to say "Train on its way".

Anyway, my bedtime. Sweet (smelling) dreams. Nighty all.

Me too -

Night Farty Freaks

[MaryPoppins]

Massive

My sister makes me pull her finger

My sister once got home from work (while living with parents), and did a huge big noisy trump, with some relief, as she walked through the door. My Mum was with a couple of colleagues in the living room having a cuppa

[MaryPoppins]

Me n all I reckon, nighty night

[Wodewick]

My ex used to do say some stupid thing about pneumatics after eating and then fart on/as near to me as possible.

Shouldn't this be in the "Best Chat Up Lines" thread?

What a smoothy!!!

[cailin maith]

My sister once got home from work (while living with parents), and did a huge big noisy trump, with some relief, as she walked through the door. My Mum was with a couple of colleagues in the living room having a cuppa

[MaryPoppins]

Shouldn't this be in the "Best Chat Up Lines" thread?

What a smoothy!!!

My 'type' appears to be no more specific than 'incredibly childish'. As you can tell Wodders, fart humour is about my level.

[Wodewick]

My 'type' appears to be no more specific than 'incredibly childish'. As you can tell Wodders, fart humour is about my level.

Everyone enjoys a good fart joke! Even intellectual giants like me. Fffrrrrrrrrrrrpppp!

[DimPrawn]

A mate of mine used to shout "Speak up Brown, you're through!" every time he farted.

[Spacecadet]

Okay, it sounds as if you've got the forces balanced for the glider with the air pushing it up now. That air can't push or suck without it in turn pulling something, else the force would end in mid-air, it needs to be attached to something. That would be the floor or roof.

FFS

The air is ALWAYS exerting the force, it's called air pressure, glider there or not, the pressure is there.
The air below the wing is not creating more force to keep the glider up

The air above the wing, having been momentarily accelerated is exerting less force in all directions including downwards.

Subtract the above pressure from the below air pressure across the surface areas of both wings and you have a positive upward force.

In moving the air above the wing, the glider incurs drag and slow down

Once the glider has moved out of a region of air the pressures rebalance as the movement in the air ceases.

If the truck was infinitely big the glider would still fly

All of this based on my initial post:

Assuming it is gliding using Bernoulli's principle the air pushes the glider