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    #81
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I've just entertained myself by typing 'do farts' into google and seeing what the top suggested searches are. Am giggling like a schoolboy now.
    I had to try that for myself. Is there a way to increase the number of suggestions?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #82
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Not the complicated science stuff though, right? The stuff that sounds like they're talking about farts, but they're not. I don't think.

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        #83
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        Not the complicated science stuff though, right? The stuff that sounds like they're talking about farts, but they're not. I don't think.
        Oh yeah - only the farty stuff.

        So are they not talking about farts? You and me were though? Right? And fish face?
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #84
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Oh yeah - only the farty stuff.

          So are they not talking about farts? You and me were though? Right? And fish face?
          Were you? I was talking about aerodynamic engineering.

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            #85
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #86
              Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
              Were you? I was talking about aerodynamic engineering.
              Aerodynamic pink eye?
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #87
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  I had to try that for myself. Is there a way to increase the number of suggestions?
                  No idea, maybe you can change the settings. Of er, the, internet.

                  I didn't want to drown you with my technical know how there.

                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Oh yeah - only the farty stuff.

                  So are they not talking about farts? You and me were though? Right? And fish face?
                  We truly are intellectual giants.

                  Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                  Were you? I was talking about aerodynamic engineering.
                  My ex used to do say some stupid thing about pneumatics after eating and then fart on/as near to me as possible.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

                    We truly are intellectual giants.
                    Massive

                    My sister makes me pull her finger
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #90
                      This thread has turned into things I don't want to know.

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