“ Have you got any Welsh in you?”
“No”
“Would you like some...”
or
“Brace yourself Shelia”
“No”
“Would you like some...”
or
“Brace yourself Shelia”
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"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
Your father must have been a thief.
Them: Huh?
You: Because he stole the stars from heaven and put them in your eyesWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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hello darrrlin, are you any good at quizzes ? yes?
well whats got two thumbs, speaks French with a Geordie accent and likes a BJ
MOI MAN
jerking thumbs towards ones chest(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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nice suit
what suit ?
tits oot
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
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"How's your bum for cracking walnuts?"
"Do you mend watches? Well, put a second hand on this!"Comment
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I once heard one of my mates use..... "I've got some free promotional drinks vouchers I could use to buy you a drink if you like"....and it worked. Way to make a girl feel classy.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh come on this is an IT site. 90% of the posters above would be
'Errr. Errr. Cough. Errr. Hell. Cough. Errr. Hello, errrr hello. Mmmm. Mmmm. Ah! Ah! Ah. Mmmmm. Errr? Oh she's gone'
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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Do you like chicken?
Well taste this, its foul!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past again?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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