Give us your best chat up lines.............

[MaryPoppins]

ewww,

Forget it then

[AtW]

You look well fit on my CCTV recordings.

<Wilmslow to neighbour>

Or more like as his neighbours are allegedly big male mafia types!

[TimberWolf]

Come back to my place and let's talk about clothes and shoes while we eat chocolate and definitely don't have sex.

[EternalOptimist]

If I said you were a turkey, would you hold it against me


no..wait.......i was never very good at this


if I said you had a beautiful body would you give me a gobble


no...damn. how did it go again

[MaryPoppins]

Come back to my place and let's talk about clothes and shoes while we eat chocolate and definitely don't have sex.

Ding!

Winner.

[d000hg]

if I said you had a beautiful body would you give me a gobble

I think that ones better than the original. Shows your sense of humour, which the ladies are always telling us is the most important thing, right before they go off with the muscularly handsome fellow.

[conned tractor]

I think that ones better than the original. Shows your sense of humour, which the ladies are always telling us is the most important thing, right before they go off with the muscularly handsome fellow.

EOs pulled.

[shaunbhoy]

The old staple............"You don't sweat much for a fat lass!"

[doodab]

I don't do chat up lines, except for comedy purposes. Cringe. Cringe. Cringe.

"I like your jeans.....
Your trousers are very stylish as well"

"It's a shame you are married"

"Aren't you that girl off the telly, can I buy you a drink?" (doesn't work when the woman in question is that girl off the telly)

[ChrisPackit]

What's a slag like you doing in a nice place like this?



Wait a minute... have I got that the wrong way around? I was wondering why it wasn't working...