Give us your best chat up lines.............

[shaunbhoy]

Ask Shaunbhoy, all his kids have six fingers.

Yeah, and I've warned them off when you are in the area. Don't want them getting any more............or the webbed feet thing.

[amcdonald]

Your tits have got secondary harmonics

Well it seemed funny when I was really drunk and it worked

[Mich the Tester]

Hi, I'm a software tester, what's your affliction?

[Mich the Tester]

Hey baby, I'd love to reconfigure your Linux kernel!

[shaunbhoy]

As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.

Works a treat.................sometimes.

[mudskipper]

Is this thread really called best chat up lines? Surely it should be worst.

A popular one from when I was a lass

Boy: "Have you got a cold?"

Girl: "Yes" or "no" (or anything)

Boy: "I thought you were looking a bit chesty."

[Mich the Tester]

IT Geek; ' Hey babe, do you come here often?'

Girl in rather sleazy bar; ' I'm here every day but I'm rarely the one that comes'

[TimberWolf]

Hi. You'll do.

[TimberWolf]

This might work: Hold up a note that says: "Smile if you want to sleep with me".

[TimberWolf]

Have you ever played leap frog naked?

I'm getting these from The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines