Give us your best chat up lines.............

[TimberWolf]

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

[wobbegong]

This might work: Hold up a note that says: "Smile if you want to sleep with me".

What if the guys grin too?

[StopTheEarthIwantToGetOff]

This one will only work for certain people (quite a few Cukkers)

"Would you like a little mong in you?"

[TimberWolf]

What if the guys grin too?

Cross him off as a competitor.

[TimberWolf]

Hi. My name is Bill, but my friends call me tripod.

[Pondlife]

How would you like to come back to my place, so I can smother you with my pasty looking, overweight, questionably hygienic body and sweat in your eyes?

Go on, you know you want to.

No? Seriously?

[TimberWolf]

have I f*cked you yet?

[TimberWolf]

Come on. We're leaving.

[MaryPoppins]

How would you like to come back to my place, so I can smother you with my pasty looking, overweight, questionably hygienic body and sweat in your eyes?

Go on, you know you want to.

No? Seriously?

[EternalOptimist]

Whats the difference between a lolly-ice and a knob ?
you dont know ?

well suck on this before it melts