Give us your best chat up lines.............

[wobbegong]

<BestAussieAccent>
G'day Sheila, d'ya f**k?

(The answer is predictably an indignant "No!")

Fair enough, but can y'lie down so's I can have one?

</BestAussieAccent>

[FiveTimes]

Oh come on this is an IT site. 90% of the posters above would be

'Errr. Errr. Cough. Errr. Hell. Cough. Errr. Hello, errrr hello. Mmmm. Mmmm. Ah! Ah! Ah. Mmmmm. Errr? Oh she's gone'

A bit like when you spilt coffee over yourself when the lass at the coffee machine looked at you

[TykeMerc]

There's always

"Get yer coat love, you've pulled"

[darmstadt]

'Hallo'


- always worked for me

[realityhack]

Never used chat-up lines... In most cases it went from 1: Getting to know someone > 2: Spark > 3: Contact > 4: Ignition > 5: We have lift off

Mostly spontaneous, or accidental. Yes, I have actually started snogging someone by accident. That led to a great relationship actually. Cracking lass.

[MarillionFan]

Never used chat-up lines... In most cases it went from 1: Getting to know someone > 2: Spark > 3: Contact > 4: Ignition > 5: We have lift off

Mostly spontaneous, or accidental. Yes, I have actually started snogging someone by accident. That led to a great relationship actually. Cracking lass.

I think you'll find that dating a relation will lead to genetic problems. Ask Shaunbhoy, all his kids have six fingers.

[Churchill]

I think you'll find that dating a relation will lead to genetic problems. Ask Shaunbhoy, all his kids have six fingers.

That's not very nice, in fact it's rather hypocritical when you consider the fuss you made when I made a comment about your wife and kids.

[realityhack]

It was such a blatant WITFAIL that I wasn't bothered, but thanks Churchy.

[OwlHoot]

'Hallo'

- always worked for me

or, if your avatar is anything to go by, "Hello Sailor - Coming my way?"

[VectraMan]

“ Have you got any Welsh in you?”

“ Have you got any Welsh in you?”

“No”

“Would you like some...”

"Okay"

"Well I think that bloke over there is Welsh. Why don't you go and talk to him?."

Strangely that one never works.