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I can get up, make the coffee, eat a bowl of muesli and decide what I am going to wear today.
(bodily functions omitted in the interest of taste and decency)
You mean have a tulip?
Don't be scared we all have to go to the toilet.
Oh and I can get up,go to toilet, have a shower, get dressed, eat breakfast and put on make up and be out of the door in 31 mins. It depends if I have to catch a train or not.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR
Oh and I can get up,go to toilet, have a shower, get dressed, eat breakfast and put on make up and be out of the door in 31 mins. It depends if I have to catch a train or not.
Oh and I can get up,go to toilet, have a shower, get dressed, eat breakfast and put on make up and be out of the door in 31 mins. It depends if I have to catch a train or not.
Actually I meant my morning wank. I normally try and save the turd for work as I can get paid for it, but I draw the line at knocking one out.
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'
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