What can you do in 31 minutes?

[shaunbhoy]

What can you do in 31 minutes?

Inflate my girlfriend, chop 3 fatballs in half so they don't get rolled off the windowsill of my bedsit by seagulls before squirrels have chance to snaffle them, boil kettle for Pot Noodle, and surf net looking for next-day-delivery 3-piece best quality sofas!

AtW

[rsingh]

What a silly question. That's like asking how long's a ... pot noodle...

[Pogle]

I can iron 5 shirts, drink half a bottle of rose, cook a shepherds pie, and design a data mart

[MaryPoppins]

I can iron 5 shirts, drink half a bottle of rose, cook a shepherds pie, and design a data mart

All of that in 31 mins?

[Spacecadet]

All of that in 31 mins?

Pogle never said the data mart would be any good!

[MarillionFan]

I can iron 5 shirts, drink half a bottle of rose, cook a shepherds pie, and design a data mart

Only 5 shirts? That's easy.

I could iron 7 shirts, drink a bottle of white wine, eat a shepherds pie, and design, code and deploy an Enterprise data warehouse.

[MaryPoppins]

Pogle never said the data mart would be any good!

After half a bottle I'd be trying to cook the shirts and iron the pie

[rsingh]

Only 5 shirts? That's easy.

I could iron 7 shirts, drink a bottle of white wine, eat a shepherds pie, and design, code and deploy an Enterprise data warehouse.

...with a plate of pasta on my lap.

[d000hg]

Minestrone can write a SKA-beating Perl script in 31 minutes.

[conned tractor]

Write a really long post, which then gets deleted as it asks you to log in (and you press the back button on the browser to see if it's still there).