Reply to: What can you do in 31 minutes?

[MarillionFan]

I can read the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2011, and post 15 images of Irina Shayk over in OAD.

And bill my client for the privilege

TheFaqqer. Living the dream.

[TheFaQQer]

I can read the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2011, and post 15 images of Irina Shayk over in OAD.

And bill my client for the privilege

[MarillionFan]

I can go for a 31-minute run and get lost for 29 minutes in a wood. Grr, cleaner was waiting to be let in when I got back, most impolite of me.

I find it takes much longer when you have a body to get rid of.

[d000hg]

I can go for a 31-minute run and get lost for 29 minutes in a wood. Grr, cleaner was waiting to be let in when I got back, most impolite of me.

[doodab]

You mean have a tulip?

Don't be scared we all have to go to the toilet.

Oh and I can get up,go to toilet, have a shower, get dressed, eat breakfast and put on make up and be out of the door in 31 mins. It depends if I have to catch a train or not.

Actually I meant my morning wank. I normally try and save the turd for work as I can get paid for it, but I draw the line at knocking one out.

[MarillionFan]

Oh and I can get up,go to toilet, have a shower, get dressed, eat breakfast and put on make up and be out of the door in 31 mins. It depends if I have to catch a train or not.

You look lovely fella.

[SueEllen]

I can get up, make the coffee, eat a bowl of muesli and decide what I am going to wear today.

(bodily functions omitted in the interest of taste and decency)

You mean have a tulip?

Don't be scared we all have to go to the toilet.

Oh and I can get up,go to toilet, have a shower, get dressed, eat breakfast and put on make up and be out of the door in 31 mins. It depends if I have to catch a train or not.

[doodab]

I can get up, make the coffee, eat a bowl of muesli and decide what I am going to wear today.

(bodily functions omitted in the interest of taste and decency)

[conned tractor]

Write a really long post, which then gets deleted as it asks you to log in (and you press the back button on the browser to see if it's still there).

[d000hg]

Minestrone can write a SKA-beating Perl script in 31 minutes.

[rsingh]

Only 5 shirts? That's easy.

I could iron 7 shirts, drink a bottle of white wine, eat a shepherds pie, and design, code and deploy an Enterprise data warehouse.

...with a plate of pasta on my lap.

[MaryPoppins]

Pogle never said the data mart would be any good!

After half a bottle I'd be trying to cook the shirts and iron the pie

[MarillionFan]

I can iron 5 shirts, drink half a bottle of rose, cook a shepherds pie, and design a data mart

Only 5 shirts? That's easy.

I could iron 7 shirts, drink a bottle of white wine, eat a shepherds pie, and design, code and deploy an Enterprise data warehouse.

[Spacecadet]

All of that in 31 mins?

Pogle never said the data mart would be any good!

[MaryPoppins]

I can iron 5 shirts, drink half a bottle of rose, cook a shepherds pie, and design a data mart

All of that in 31 mins?