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I can read the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2011, and post 15 images of Irina Shayk over in OAD.
And bill my client for the privilege
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI can go for a 31-minute run and get lost for 29 minutes in a wood. Grr, cleaner was waiting to be let in when I got back, most impolite of me.
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I can go for a 31-minute run and get lost for 29 minutes in a wood. Grr, cleaner was waiting to be let in when I got back, most impolite of me.
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostYou mean have a tulip?
Don't be scared we all have to go to the toilet.
Oh and I can get up,go to toilet, have a shower, get dressed, eat breakfast and put on make up and be out of the door in 31 mins. It depends if I have to catch a train or not.
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostOh and I can get up,go to toilet, have a shower, get dressed, eat breakfast and put on make up and be out of the door in 31 mins. It depends if I have to catch a train or not.
You look lovely fella.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI can get up, make the coffee, eat a bowl of muesli and decide what I am going to wear today.
(bodily functions omitted in the interest of taste and decency)
Don't be scared we all have to go to the toilet.
Oh and I can get up,go to toilet, have a shower, get dressed, eat breakfast and put on make up and be out of the door in 31 mins. It depends if I have to catch a train or not.
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I can get up, make the coffee, eat a bowl of muesli and decide what I am going to wear today.
(bodily functions omitted in the interest of taste and decency)
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Write a really long post, which then gets deleted as it asks you to log in (and you press the back button on the browser to see if it's still there).
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostPogle never said the data mart would be any good!
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostI can iron 5 shirts, drink half a bottle of rose, cook a shepherds pie, and design a data mart
I could iron 7 shirts, drink a bottle of white wine, eat a shepherds pie, and design, code and deploy an Enterprise data warehouse.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAll of that in 31 mins?
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostI can iron 5 shirts, drink half a bottle of rose, cook a shepherds pie, and design a data mart
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