I can get up, make the coffee, eat a bowl of muesli and decide what I am going to wear today.
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You mean have a tulip?Originally posted by doodab View Post
Don't be scared we all have to go to the toilet.
Oh and I can get up,go to toilet, have a shower, get dressed, eat breakfast and put on make up and be out of the door in 31 mins. It depends if I have to catch a train or not."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Actually I meant my morning wank. I normally try and save the turd for work as I can get paid for it, but I draw the line at knocking one out.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I can go for a 31-minute run and get lost for 29 minutes in a wood. Grr, cleaner was waiting to be let in when I got back, most impolite of me.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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I find it takes much longer when you have a body to get rid of.Originally posted by d000hg View Post
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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TheFaqqer. Living the dream.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI can read the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2011, and post 15 images of Irina Shayk over in OAD.
And bill my client for the privilege
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