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Fook u shima!
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Glancing at the first list, I don't think I'm going to risk going on a date ever again.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Jock immigrantsOriginally posted by PRC1964 View PostThe Daily Mail need our help. Can you suggest things that cause cancer that begin with J, Q, U, Y and Z? That'll give them a whole alphabet of carcinogens.
I'll kick off with Japan.
Immigrants from Qatar
Uranium
Yugoslavian immigrants
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Zeberas, (especially if they smoke near you).Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostThe Daily Mail need our help. Can you suggest things that cause cancer that begin with J, Q, U, Y and Z? That'll give them a whole alphabet of carcinogens.
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Asbestos, Breat feeding and Bubble bath?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostGlancing at the first list, I don't think I'm going to risk going on a date ever again.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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