Fook u shima!

[Mr.Whippy]

"TURNING ON THE LIGHTS AT NIGHT TO GO TO THE LOO"

But the alternative is to leave the lights off and piss all over the bog seat....... then getting in the neck from the mrs...

Think I'd rather take my chances with the light to be honest.

[PRC1964]

The Daily Mail need our help. Can you suggest things that cause cancer that begin with J, Q, U, Y and Z? That'll give them a whole alphabet of carcinogens.

I'll kick off with Japan.

[Mr.Whippy]

Uranium

[VectraMan]

Quangos give you cancer. Probably.

[DimPrawn]

Quartz worktops in your kitchen

Should you worry about the radioactivity emitted from my granite or quartz countertops? | Earth Bound Homes Blog

Send it to the Dail Mail

[PRC1964]

Zulus, thousands of them.

I have no proof of this, but I doubt that matters.

[TheFaQQer]

The Mail has in the past claimed the coffee causes cancer.

The Mail has in the past claimed the coffee cures cancer.

AFAIK, The Mail has not claimed that coffee has no impact on cancer, though.

[OwlHoot]

The one thing not on Dim's list is smoking (unless I missed it)

[AtW]

Dim, cba to read whole list - is Wilmslow on it or he is on the "boring things that can get you brain tumor" list?

[DimPrawn]

Irony

Mortality of newspaper workers from lung cancer and bronchitis 1952-66 -- Moss et al. 29 (1): 1 -- Occupational and Environmental Medicine