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d000hg replied

31 March 2011, 16:58
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Glancing at the first list, I don't think I'm going to risk going on a date ever again.

Asbestos, Breat feeding and Bubble bath?
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wobbegong replied

31 March 2011, 14:54
Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post

The Daily Mail need our help. Can you suggest things that cause cancer that begin with J, Q, U, Y and Z? That'll give them a whole alphabet of carcinogens.

I'll kick off with Japan.

Zeberas, (especially if they smoke near you).
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amcdonald replied

18 March 2011, 16:42
Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post

The Daily Mail need our help. Can you suggest things that cause cancer that begin with J, Q, U, Y and Z? That'll give them a whole alphabet of carcinogens.

I'll kick off with Japan.

Jock immigrants
Immigrants from Qatar
Uranium
Yugoslavian immigrants
Zyklon B
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MaryPoppins replied

18 March 2011, 16:39
Glancing at the first list, I don't think I'm going to risk going on a date ever again.
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mudskipper replied

18 March 2011, 16:34
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

SPACE TRAVEL How astronauts risk cancer - and premature ageing - by space travel | Mail Online

Phew - I haven't done that one.
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DimPrawn replied

18 March 2011, 16:11
Irony

Mortality of newspaper workers from lung cancer and bronchitis 1952-66 -- Moss et al. 29 (1): 1 -- Occupational and Environmental Medicine
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AtW replied

18 March 2011, 16:08
Dim, cba to read whole list - is Wilmslow on it or he is on the "boring things that can get you brain tumor" list?
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OwlHoot replied

18 March 2011, 16:05
The one thing not on Dim's list is smoking (unless I missed it)
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TheFaQQer replied

18 March 2011, 15:58
The Mail has in the past claimed the coffee causes cancer.

The Mail has in the past claimed the coffee cures cancer.

AFAIK, The Mail has not claimed that coffee has no impact on cancer, though.
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PRC1964 replied

18 March 2011, 15:58
Zulus, thousands of them.

I have no proof of this, but I doubt that matters.
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DimPrawn replied

18 March 2011, 15:55
Quartz worktops in your kitchen

Should you worry about the radioactivity emitted from my granite or quartz countertops? | Earth Bound Homes Blog

Send it to the Dail Mail
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VectraMan replied

18 March 2011, 15:55
Quangos give you cancer. Probably.
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Mr.Whippy replied

18 March 2011, 15:52
Uranium
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PRC1964 replied

18 March 2011, 15:51
The Daily Mail need our help. Can you suggest things that cause cancer that begin with J, Q, U, Y and Z? That'll give them a whole alphabet of carcinogens.

I'll kick off with Japan.

Last edited by PRC1964; 18 March 2011, 15:56.
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Mr.Whippy replied

18 March 2011, 15:48
"TURNING ON THE LIGHTS AT NIGHT TO GO TO THE LOO"

But the alternative is to leave the lights off and piss all over the bog seat....... then getting in the neck from the mrs...

Think I'd rather take my chances with the light to be honest.
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