Sick jokes about tragedies

[TestMangler]

.....................and then, he said, "and ten thousand died trying to pick the mushroom."

[MarillionFan]

I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life.

Just kept going on and on about a huge rave.

[TimberWolf]

I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life.

Just kept going on and on about a huge rave.

Was his name So Kin Vet?

I found a message in a bottle on the beach this morning. It was written in Japanese, and said "No milk today thank you"

[TestMangler]

I know their game shows are usually a bit crazy in Japan, but the new series of Total Wipeout was something else............

[MaryPoppins]

Anyone know a victimless joke?

I went for an interview as a farrier recently. It went quite well.

The guy asked 'have you shoed a horse before?'

I said, 'I told a donkey to fook off once?'




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I too think this (Brit?) thing of instantly making jokes about events such as this, is pretty tasteless. Never understood it.

[mudskipper]

Anyone know a victimless joke?

This is supposedly the funniest joke that does not offend anyone:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

[TimberWolf]

This is supposedly the funniest joke that does not offend anyone:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Still has a victim though.

[TimberWolf]

I went for an interview as a farrier recently. It went quite well.

The guy asked 'have you shoed a horse before?'

I said, 'I told a donkey to fook off once?'

I was expecting the last line to be a lot ruder than that

[shaunbhoy]

Two Nuns in the bath together. Sister Bernadette says "Where's (wears) the soap?"
Sister Theresa says "Yes it does, doesn't it?"

[Doggy Styles]

Two Nuns in the bath together. Sister Bernadette says "Where's (wears) the soap?"
Sister Theresa says "Yes it does, doesn't it?"

I can imagine most of the jokes doing the rounds at Celtic Park are about nuns or huns.