Sick jokes about tragedies

[gingerjedi]

I went into a pet shop the other day.

I said to the fella behind the counter, 'Hi there, do you sell wasps?'

He looked puzzled.

He said 'No, I don't sell wasps. Why?'

'Ah never mind' I said.

'I saw some in your window last summer.'

That works better as a cake shop with the wasp still in the window.

[KentPhilip]

Give one of the letters a colour or size.

Thanks!

That's a shit hot tip. But you've got to break up the offending word, otherwise you get tulip

[MarillionFan]

Thanks!

That's a shit hot tip. But you've got to break up the offending word, otherwise you get tulip

shit: shit: shit:

You don't have to break the work up

you write the word tulip, with a colon and either end ::

Try it

[TestMangler]

tulip tulip tulip

You don't have to break the work up

you write the word tulip, with a colon and either end ::

Try it

shite:

[MaryPoppins]

That works better as a cake shop with the wasp still in the window.

Don't knock my jokes ginge

[KentPhilip]

tulip tulip tulip

You don't have to break the work up

you write the word tulip, with a colon and either end ::

Try it

shit:

Edit: Cool it works!

Now I'm well on my way to getting banned..

[gingerjedi]

Don't knock my jokes ginge

Google: wasp cake shop joke

[alreadypacked]

This is supposedly the funniest joke that does not offend anyone:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Brightened my Monday

[PRC1964]

How do you make a snooker table laugh?










Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.

[d000hg]

I know some unaffected people might need to 'turn to laughter' but are the people affected doing that?

I bet they are. Humour is a very powerful tool for coping with grief, loss and tragedy. It is one of the stereotypes of the British to make light of terrible situations they find themselves in, I bet in The Blitz people were still joking away.