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    #51
    Are you sure Digby is not an acceptable name for a large Old English Sheepdog? Most likely owned by someone in their late thirties.

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      #52
      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
      Are you sure Digby is not an acceptable name for a large Old English Sheepdog? Most likely owned by someone in their late thirties.
      Yes. It's an unacceptable name for any kind of dog owned by someone with a crush on a national spokesman for business.

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        #53
        Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
        A Yorkie called "Trixie"?
        I always wanted a Yorkie called Prudence
        Do what thou wilt

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          #54
          Have we considered baboons vs badgers?

          My money would be on the baboon...
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #55
            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            Have we considered baboons vs badgers?

            My money would be on the baboon...
            The badger would fight dirty and could dig a trap for the baboon to fall in.

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              #56
              There is actually a serious lesson to be learnt here.

              It's all very well singing "Who's the with the stripes" all day, but you really should be checking your security first.

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                #57
                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                There is actually a serious lesson to be learnt here.

                It's all very well singing "Who's the with the stripes" all day, but you really should be checking your security first.
                Yeah, and if you're a lion and she's a sexy tiger is she gonna **** you or eat you?

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Yeah, and if you're a lion and she's a sexy tiger is she gonna **** you or eat you?
                  I'm assuming you're a bloated scabby old lion?

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

                    OK, Folks, positive rep for the first person to tell me the most wrong this about this post.
                    The squirrel would have felt the vibrations of a dopey great lab bounding towards him, and been off in a flash long before the mutt reached him

                    (unless possibly it was _very_ unwell with some squirrel malady and practically dead anyway)
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                      #60
                      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                      I'm assuming you're a bloated scabby old lion?
                      No mate, leader of the pack, alpha male through and through.

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