Are you sure Digby is not an acceptable name for a large Old English Sheepdog? Most likely owned by someone in their late thirties.
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Well that clears that one up...
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I always wanted a Yorkie called PrudenceOriginally posted by wobbegong View PostA Yorkie called "Trixie"?
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Have we considered baboons vs badgers?
My money would be on the baboon..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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The badger would fight dirty and could dig a trap for the baboon to fall in.Originally posted by cojak View PostHave we considered baboons vs badgers?
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There is actually a serious lesson to be learnt here.
It's all very well singing "Who's the
with the stripes" all day, but you really should be checking your security first.
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Yeah, and if you're a lion and she's a sexy tiger is she gonna **** you or eat you?Originally posted by Pondlife View PostThere is actually a serious lesson to be learnt here.
It's all very well singing "Who's the
with the stripes" all day, but you really should be checking your security first.Comment
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I'm assuming you're a bloated scabby old lion?Originally posted by Churchill View PostYeah, and if you're a lion and she's a sexy tiger is she gonna **** you or eat you?Comment
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The squirrel would have felt the vibrations of a dopey great lab bounding towards him, and been off in a flash long before the mutt reached himOriginally posted by Old Greg View Post
OK, Folks, positive rep for the first person to tell me the most wrong this about this post.
(unless possibly it was _very_ unwell with some squirrel malady and practically dead anyway)Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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No mate, leader of the pack, alpha male through and through.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostI'm assuming you're a bloated scabby old lion?
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