Well that clears that one up...

[Old Greg]

I had my dog, a Labrador out for a walk one day. He loves to chase squirrels but had never caught one until that day. I'm not sure if this squirrel was deaf, he had his back to my dog, Digby, who was bounding towards him, but either didn't hear Digby coming or was lost in a squirrel daydream.
Digby quickly brought him back to reality as he wrapped his mouth around his head and ran off with him. The squirrel thrashed furiously for a few seconds until Digby bit down and ended him.

Good boy Digby, I frackin hate squirrels.

OK, Folks, positive rep for the first person to tell me the most wrong this about this post.

[Churchill]

OK, Folks, positive rep for the first person to tell me the most wrong this about this post.

It's all bollocks.

[Old Greg]

It's all bollocks.

Wrong!

[GreenLabel]

Rabbit Vs. Snake:

[Churchill]

OK, Folks, positive rep for the first person to tell me the most wrong this about this post.

You used a capital "O" and a capital "F" in your original sentence. Also it don't scan proper!

[wobbegong]

OK, Folks, positive rep for the first person to tell me the most wrong this about this post.

The squirrel wouldn't have to have heard the dog, he would've felt the vibrations of his approach?

[Old Greg]

You used a capital "O" and a capital "F" in your original sentence. Also it don't scan proper!

Wrong! I am using 'Folks' as a proper name, so a capital letter in this context is acceptable. It is not poetry, but prose, so scansion is not relevant.

[Old Greg]

The squirrel wouldn't have to have heard the dog, he would've felt the vibrations of his approach?

Wrong, but nice try!

[Churchill]

Wrong! I am using 'Folks' as a proper name, so a capital letter in this context is acceptable. It is not poetry, but prose, so scansion is not relevant.

You're using "Folks" as a proper name rather than its proper use as a collective noun.

Lay all that positive rep on me, bro!

[wobbegong]

Labradors mouths are too small to accomodate a squirrels whole head?