Plan B. I need one.

[MaryPoppins]

rolling cuban cigars on your inner thighs ?

Only virgins should do that, I think

[Mich the Tester]

Only virgins should do that, I think

Indeed. Don't spoil a good cigar with the smell of herring.

[EternalOptimist]

Only virgins should do that, I think

hows about moving into the disposable/inflammable shoes for the Arabs market ?

Every time I turn the telly on lately, there is a picture of someone whacking a picture of someone else with a worn out shoe.

the demand must be enormous

[Mich the Tester]

hows about moving into the disposable/inflammable shoes for the Arabs market ?

Every time I turn the telly on lately, there is a picture of someone whacking a picture of someone else with a worn out shoe.

the demand must be enormous

I'm just packing my left DM to send to Mr Ali Al-BloodyAngry in Beirut. I trod in some dogtulip in the car park yesterday.

They'll pay a premium for that.

[Wilmslow]

It may be less effort to take up something like meditation that would make you happy how you are (or lower your expectations if you prefer to see it that way).

Did that last night. Took my first yoga class.

All I got was an impatient feeling during, and a bad back after.

Some fit birds though, so will be going back

[MaryPoppins]

All I got was an impatient feeling during, and a bad back after.

Steal that expression from your ex?

[Old Greg]

Did that last night. Took my first yoga class.

All I got was an impatient feeling during, and a bad back after.

Some fit birds though, so will be going back

I thought you were already happy how you are.

[cailin maith]

Steal that expression from your ex?

[northernladuk]

I've had enough of this contracting lark now, I need a plan B that will earn me loadsadosh but for much less effort.

Suggestions? I'm not creative, and I hate most people. HTH.

I'm quite stupid also

Didn't read all 9 pages to see if this has been suggested but it sounds like you are perfect for a role as a senior HR bod. In fact anyone in HR. All the people I have dealt with in HR over the years displayed exactly these traits!!

[Churchill]

Didn't read all 9 pages to see if this has been suggested but it sounds like you are perfect for a role as a senior HR bod. In fact anyone in HR. All the people I have dealt with in HR over the years displayed exactly these traits!!

Not a bad suggestion.

MP you can become a "HR Harpy"!