Plan B. I need one.

[Wilmslow]

Become Wilmslow's girlfriend.

HTH

You beat me to it. I have certain demands from my girlfriends though - see above.

Even being a DBA may be an easier existance.....

[EternalOptimist]

You beat me to it. I have certain demands from my girlfriends though - see above.

Even being a DBA may be an easier existance.....

Wilmsy, I dont mean to be offensive, but I met you , you are not a big fellow.

so for Gods sake, make sure you tie your ankles to the bottom of the bed

[SueEllen]

You could always be my little woman? A nice 3 bed bungalow in Wilmslow surely is too good an offer to resist. There are the footballers wives to hobnob with to while away the day, as well as the joy of cooking my evening meal. We could then ditch the gym and have hours of sexercise to while away the evenings, progressing to the summer house for the summer time.

What more could you want from life??

There is more to life than money.

You wouldn't want MP to kill herself due to mental distress would you?

[Wilmslow]

There is more to life than money.

You wouldn't want MP to kill herself due to mental distress would you?

Ooooh, necrophilia!!!

[Old Greg]

I've had enough of this contracting lark now, I need a plan B that will earn me loadsadosh but for much less effort.

Suggestions? I'm not creative, and I hate most people. HTH.

It may be less effort to take up something like meditation that would make you happy how you are (or lower your expectations if you prefer to see it that way).

[Mich the Tester]

It may be less effort to take up something like meditation that would make you happy how you are (or lower your expectations if you prefer to see it that way).

Yep, go and live in a cave and meditate between eating battulip. Some people seem to enjoy it.

[Old Greg]

Yep, go and live in a cave and meditate between eating battulip. Some people seem to enjoy it.

You could use a bit of Zen, love.

[EternalOptimist]

Yes, make youself an outfit and roam the streets at night as a super-hero

rid the streets of crime


you could be CUK-woman

ok, maybe the name needs a bit of work, but you get the idea

[Mich the Tester]

Yes, make youself an outfit and roam the streets at night as a super-hero

rid the streets of crime


you could be CUK-woman

ok, maybe the name needs a bit of work, but you get the idea

Superploppins

[MaryPoppins]

It may be less effort to take up something like meditation that would make you happy how you are (or lower your expectations if you prefer to see it that way).

I'm not the meditating type I'm afraid.

I guess I could start doing drugs.