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Plan B. I need one.
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Phew. Me too.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Run away and join the circus.
learn how be a lion tamer
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Isn't that a more specialised market than that which was implied by Mary (and others) in the initial posts? Still I suppose as a niche service it could command a premium priceOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostI've spent too long on CUK. I read that as bedwetter.

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Me tooOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostI've spent too long on CUK. I read that as bedwetter.

Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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I'm really offended EO. I'm fit as a fiddle I'll have you know.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIf I were you MP, I would start running to the shops instead of walking. Then start running to and from friends and parents and school. pretty soon you will be fit and you can enter the London Olympics and win a Gold medal for Britain.
then you can write a book about it, make a film and then retire.
I only want 10% for the idea

Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI've spent too long on CUK. I read that as bedwetter.
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPhew. Me too.I see Suityou as a new clothing range out with a subtle hint of his new found attitude!Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostMe too
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go for gold baby, lets practice some pole vaulting as well eh ?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'm really offended EO. I'm fit as a fiddle I'll have you know.


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Even their cubs are massive.Originally posted by zeitghostEasy.
Lions are those little furry animals aren't they?
A mate of mine when on holiday and had a photo with a lion cub
So now I know all lion tamers cheat.
Though I'm sure you aren't allowed to have animals in circuses any more in the UK."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI've had enough of this contracting lark now, I need a plan B that will earn me loadsadosh but for much less effort.
Suggestions? I'm not creative, and I hate most people. HTH.
Stay with what you know during a recession and weather it out unless you have got about 50k spare to back you up
with a new venture."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Well theres an offer - CM & MPOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostAnd you do like to flash your knickers, so yeah MP - I second that
Also a possibility.
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