Originally posted by Mich the Tester
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Plan B. I need one.
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Needs work. Not sure about all over lycra either really. Camel toe.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I could lend you a pair of old socks to cover that.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostCamel toe.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I might not be able to peel them off. I could always stick a pair of pants on over the topOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI could lend you a pair of old socks to cover that.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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it's the velcro wot does it.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI might not be able to peel them off.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Or crusty semen.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Postit's the velcro wot does it.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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you would need a special power. whats your flying ability like
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haven't you had a shower today?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOr crusty semen.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Not sure flying would be my super power, come on EO, think harderOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyou would need a special power. whats your flying ability like
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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rolling cuban cigars on your inner thighs ?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNot sure flying would be my super power, come on EO, think harder
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How about 'Professional-Courtesy Girl'Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNot sure flying would be my super power, come on EO, think harderComment
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