Originally posted by Mich the Tester
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Plan B. I need one.
Collapse
X
-
Needs work. Not sure about all over lycra either really. Camel toe.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool Points -
I could lend you a pair of old socks to cover that.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostCamel toe.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
-
I might not be able to peel them off. I could always stick a pair of pants on over the topOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI could lend you a pair of old socks to cover that.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
-
it's the velcro wot does it.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI might not be able to peel them off.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
-
Or crusty semen.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Postit's the velcro wot does it.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
-
you would need a special power. whats your flying ability like
(\__/)
(>'.'<)
("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
-
haven't you had a shower today?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOr crusty semen.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
-
Not sure flying would be my super power, come on EO, think harderOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyou would need a special power. whats your flying ability like
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
-
rolling cuban cigars on your inner thighs ?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNot sure flying would be my super power, come on EO, think harder
(\__/)
(>'.'<)
("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
-
How about 'Professional-Courtesy Girl'Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNot sure flying would be my super power, come on EO, think harderComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Blocking the 2025 Loan Charge settlement opportunity from being a genuine opportunity is… HMRC Today 07:41
- How a buyer’s market in UK property for 2026 is contractors’ double-edge sword Yesterday 07:12
- Why PAYE overcharging by HMRC is every contractor’s problem Feb 10 06:26
- Government unveils ‘Umbrella Company Regulations consultation’ Feb 9 05:55
- JSL rules ‘are HMRC’s way to make contractor umbrella company clients give a sh*t where their money goes’ Feb 8 07:42
- Contractors warned over HMRC charging £3.5 billion too much Feb 6 03:18
- Statutory Sick Pay (SSP) for umbrella company contractors: an April 2026 explainer Feb 5 07:19
- IR35: IT contractors ‘most concerned about off-payroll working rules’ Feb 4 07:11
- Labour’s near-silence on its employment status shakeup is telling, and disappointing Feb 3 07:47
- Business expenses: What IT contractors can and cannot claim from HMRC Jan 30 08:44

Comment