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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'm disappointed in you.
You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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Or anything that if she grabs it with both hands it's likely to spurt everywhere.Originally posted by DaveB View PostMP's obviously not a fan of anything that's warm, runny and dries to a crust
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Not on my toast at any rate, Dave.Originally posted by DaveB View PostMP's obviously not a fan of anything that's warm, runny and dries to a crust
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I was working along the lines of "one is a warm, gooey, unpleasant mouthful, and the other one's an egg", but the foggy head this morning just isn't helping me to polish it into anything satisfying.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'm disappointed in you.
So to speak.You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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Do you want me to start with the jokes about polishing, satisfying etc? This could go on all day!Originally posted by GreenLabel View PostI was working along the lines of "one is a warm, gooey, unpleasant mouthful, and the other one's an egg", but the foggy head this morning just isn't helping me to polish it into anything satisfying.
So to speak.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Wot, even if it's buttered first?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNot on my toast at any rate, Dave.You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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As long as it's not hot toast, because that would be disgusting.Originally posted by GreenLabel View PostWot, even if it's buttered first?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You say that like I've got something better to do.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostDo you want me to start with the jokes about polishing, satisfying etc? This could go on all day!You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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Ah, hungover at work. The good old days.Originally posted by GreenLabel View PostYou say that like I've got something better to do.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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