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    #91
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I won't quote that post RC, but I will grant you're right on most of those things. 'Cept the runny eggs and the blowjobs.
    Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
    Were it not for this hangover I'm sure I'd have got at least a dozen jokes out of this one, but right now I've got nuthin'.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I'm disappointed in you.
    MP's obviously not a fan of anything that's warm, runny and dries to a crust
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #92
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      I'm disappointed in you.
      You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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        #93
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        MP's obviously not a fan of anything that's warm, runny and dries to a crust
        Or anything that if she grabs it with both hands it's likely to spurt everywhere.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #94
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          MP's obviously not a fan of anything that's warm, runny and dries to a crust
          Not on my toast at any rate, Dave.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #95
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            I'm disappointed in you.
            I was working along the lines of "one is a warm, gooey, unpleasant mouthful, and the other one's an egg", but the foggy head this morning just isn't helping me to polish it into anything satisfying.

            So to speak.
            You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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              #96
              Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
              I was working along the lines of "one is a warm, gooey, unpleasant mouthful, and the other one's an egg", but the foggy head this morning just isn't helping me to polish it into anything satisfying.

              So to speak.
              Do you want me to start with the jokes about polishing, satisfying etc? This could go on all day!
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #97
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Not on my toast at any rate, Dave.
                Wot, even if it's buttered first?
                You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
                  Wot, even if it's buttered first?
                  As long as it's not hot toast, because that would be disgusting.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Do you want me to start with the jokes about polishing, satisfying etc? This could go on all day!
                    You say that like I've got something better to do.
                    You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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                      Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
                      You say that like I've got something better to do.
                      Ah, hungover at work. The good old days.
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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