Reply to: Bacon Sandwich

[GreenLabel]

I can't interest you in breakfast then?

TBH the runny yolk I can handle, it's just when there are parts of the white that are left undercooked, and there's that half-clear-half-white snotty uncooked ring around the yolk.

Not cool. Not cool at all.

[DaveB]

Tequila is evil. Definitely no runny eggs, metaphorical or otherwise, for me this morning.

I can't interest you in breakfast then?

[GreenLabel]

Ah, hungover at work. The good old days.

Tequila is evil. Definitely no runny eggs, metaphorical or otherwise, for me this morning.

[MaryPoppins]

You say that like I've got something better to do.

Ah, hungover at work. The good old days.

[GreenLabel]

Do you want me to start with the jokes about polishing, satisfying etc? This could go on all day!

You say that like I've got something better to do.

[MaryPoppins]

Wot, even if it's buttered first?

As long as it's not hot toast, because that would be disgusting.

[GreenLabel]

Not on my toast at any rate, Dave.

Wot, even if it's buttered first?

[MaryPoppins]

I was working along the lines of "one is a warm, gooey, unpleasant mouthful, and the other one's an egg", but the foggy head this morning just isn't helping me to polish it into anything satisfying.

So to speak.

Do you want me to start with the jokes about polishing, satisfying etc? This could go on all day!

[GreenLabel]

I'm disappointed in you.

I was working along the lines of "one is a warm, gooey, unpleasant mouthful, and the other one's an egg", but the foggy head this morning just isn't helping me to polish it into anything satisfying.

So to speak.

[MaryPoppins]

MP's obviously not a fan of anything that's warm, runny and dries to a crust

Not on my toast at any rate, Dave.

[suityou01]

MP's obviously not a fan of anything that's warm, runny and dries to a crust

Or anything that if she grabs it with both hands it's likely to spurt everywhere.

[GreenLabel]

I'm disappointed in you.

[DaveB]

I won't quote that post RC, but I will grant you're right on most of those things. 'Cept the runny eggs and the blowjobs.

Were it not for this hangover I'm sure I'd have got at least a dozen jokes out of this one, but right now I've got nuthin'.

I'm disappointed in you.

MP's obviously not a fan of anything that's warm, runny and dries to a crust

[MaryPoppins]

Were it not for this hangover I'm sure I'd have got at least a dozen jokes out of this one, but right now I've got nuthin'.

I'm disappointed in you.

[GreenLabel]

I won't quote that post RC, but I will grant you're right on most of those things. 'Cept the runny eggs and the blowjobs.

Were it not for this hangover I'm sure I'd have got at least a dozen jokes out of this one, but right now I've got nuthin'.