Bacon Sandwich

[DaveB]

I won't quote that post RC, but I will grant you're right on most of those things. 'Cept the runny eggs and the blowjobs.

Were it not for this hangover I'm sure I'd have got at least a dozen jokes out of this one, but right now I've got nuthin'.

I'm disappointed in you.

MP's obviously not a fan of anything that's warm, runny and dries to a crust

[GreenLabel]

I'm disappointed in you.

[suityou01]

MP's obviously not a fan of anything that's warm, runny and dries to a crust

Or anything that if she grabs it with both hands it's likely to spurt everywhere.

[MaryPoppins]

MP's obviously not a fan of anything that's warm, runny and dries to a crust

Not on my toast at any rate, Dave.

[GreenLabel]

I'm disappointed in you.

I was working along the lines of "one is a warm, gooey, unpleasant mouthful, and the other one's an egg", but the foggy head this morning just isn't helping me to polish it into anything satisfying.

So to speak.

[MaryPoppins]

I was working along the lines of "one is a warm, gooey, unpleasant mouthful, and the other one's an egg", but the foggy head this morning just isn't helping me to polish it into anything satisfying.

So to speak.

Do you want me to start with the jokes about polishing, satisfying etc? This could go on all day!

[GreenLabel]

Not on my toast at any rate, Dave.

Wot, even if it's buttered first?

[MaryPoppins]

Wot, even if it's buttered first?

As long as it's not hot toast, because that would be disgusting.

[GreenLabel]

Do you want me to start with the jokes about polishing, satisfying etc? This could go on all day!

You say that like I've got something better to do.

[MaryPoppins]

You say that like I've got something better to do.

Ah, hungover at work. The good old days.