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    My Lunch

    At ClientCo today. Breaking in a new BA.

    Took him for lunch at the canteen. I opted for the seafood calamari. Tasted great. Until I noticed some of the seafood had faces

    Little baby squid,no bigger than your thumb, with 8 legs and smiley faces. FFS

    I think I even saw a seahorse in there.

    Who are these people

    Feeling a little queezy now.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Took him for lunch at the canteen. I opted for the seafood calamari. Tasted great. Until I noticed some of the seafood had faces
    I hate to point out the obvious...
    You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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      #3
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      At ClientCo today. Breaking in a new BA.

      Feeling a little queezy now.
      Is 'Queezy' the name of the new BA?
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #4
        Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
        I hate to point out the obvious...
        Actually not that obvious. Calamari as I know it has bits of big squid in, not little squid with faces.

        HTH
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          "Big calamari" are still seafood, is what I think he meant.

          I had the same thing in a restaurant the other week. We're used to the rings too and the wife was a bit disgusted, so I ate them all. Yum.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            "Big calamari" are still seafood, is what I think he meant.

            I had the same thing in a restaurant the other week. We're used to the rings too and the wife was a bit disgusted, so I ate them all. Yum.
            Yeah but I can't help thinking, oooh that head must have brains in, and it must have some inky squirters somewhere.

            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              You never ate prawns?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                You never ate prawns?
                Yep. Not fond of Dim ones though.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Actually not that obvious. Calamari as I know it has bits of big squid in, not little squid with faces.

                  HTH
                  My mistake for assuming it was obvious, because you clearly still haven't spotted what's wrong with your original sentence.
                  You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
                    My mistake for assuming it was obvious, because you clearly still haven't spotted what's wrong with your original sentence.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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