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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
That's just lazy cooking, they don't want to risk fowling dinner upOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
I have a slight hunch GL was being sarky.
My work canteen does a fabbo poultry chicken though.Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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FFS, having the "X" there was the entire point of what I wrote.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostReally? Doogie and I have a hunch he has just been exposed.
There's nothing wrong with a place advertising "Espresso Coffee", because there aren't any redundant words there. Espresso is a type of coffee*, as is instant or filter. Without the "X", there is no error.
Are you learning yet?
EDIT: * Maybe not if you want to split hairs, but for marketing purposes that's certainly how most would understand it. Unlike seafood calamari.You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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Do you still not understand? Calamari IS squid. Unless it's been stuffed, it can't contain prawns, mussels, salmon, Jaffa Cakes, Earl Grey, hand grenades, or anything else.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThe calamari contained prawns, mussels and salmon as well as squid.
You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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I´ll bet you 5 squid someone will have tried all those stuffings.Originally posted by GreenLabel View PostDo you still not understand? Calamari IS squid. Unless it's been stuffed, it can't contain prawns, mussels, salmon, Jaffa Cakes, Earl Grey, hand grenades, or anything else.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I love it when you back pedal.Originally posted by GreenLabel View PostFFS, having the "X" there was the entire point of what I wrote.
There's nothing wrong with a place advertising "Espresso Coffee", because there aren't any redundant words there. Espresso is a type of coffee*, as is instant or filter. Without the "X", there is no error.
Are you learning yet?
EDIT: * Maybe not if you want to split hairs, but for marketing purposes that's certainly how most would understand it. Unlike seafood calamari.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Points addressed: 0Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI love it when you back pedal.
Arguments made: 0
Don't have much to work with, do you?You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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So, did you get to shag this new BA or what?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAt ClientCo today. Breaking in a new BA.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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In some parts of the world they use hand grenades to catch fish. So I imagine there is an outside chance you'll find the occasional unexploded one in your calamari.Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
Do you still not understand? Calamari IS squid. Unless it's been stuffed, it can't contain prawns, mussels, salmon, Jaffa Cakes, Earl Grey, hand grenades, or anything else.
But Jaffa Cakes you're right, definitely not.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Are there no anglers here who can provide an analysis of the use of Jaffa Cakes as fish bait?Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostIn some parts of the world they use hand grenades to catch fish. So I imagine there is an outside chance you'll find the occasional unexploded one in your calamari.
But Jaffa Cakes you're right, definitely not.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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