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    #11
    Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
    I hate to point out the obvious...
    Definately don't get it. I get the impression you think you're being clever .....

    The menu item selected by me was "Seafood calamari". So the problem with the words you highlighted in the OP is?

    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Definately don't get it. I get the impression you think you're being clever .....

      The menu item selected by me was "Seafood calamari". So the problem with the words you highlighted in the OP is?

      The problem is that the wording is absurd. You wouldn't order "Poultry Chicken" or "Seafood Prawns", would you? But from what you've written above it looks as though that's what their menu said, as opposed to what you've called it yourself, in which case they're muppets. Is this the type of place that boasts about serving expresso coffee, by any chance?
      You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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        #13
        Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
        The problem is that the wording is absurd. You wouldn't order "Poultry Chicken" or "Seafood Prawns", would you? But from what you've written above it looks as though that's what their menu said, as opposed to what you've called it yourself, in which case they're muppets. Is this the type of place that boasts about serving expresso coffee, by any chance?
        The calamari contained prawns, mussels and salmon as well as squid.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #14
          Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
          Is this the type of place that boasts about serving expresso coffee, by any chance?
          Now is that their stupidity, or yours accidentally exposed?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Now is that their stupidity, or yours accidentally exposed?
            Ooooh good one. Missed that, too busy watching Fulham v Chelsea.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Now is that their stupidity, or yours accidentally exposed?


              I have a slight hunch GL was being sarky.

              My work canteen does a fabbo poultry chicken though.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #17
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


                I have a slight hunch GL was being sarky.

                My work canteen does a fabbo poultry chicken though.
                Really? Doogie and I have a hunch he has just been exposed.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Really? Doogie and I have a hunch he has just been exposed.
                  Read the thread through again! He was just wondering whether a place that advertises 'seafood calamari' might also perhaps be the type of place to call espresso, expresso (like most of my colleagues)

                  that's a tenner please
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Read the thread through again! He was just wondering whether a place that advertises 'seafood calamari' might also perhaps be the type of place to call espresso, expresso (like most of my colleagues)

                    that's a tenner please
                    How wrong you are. He was pointing out redundant words, eg espresso coffee, should just read espresso, the word coffee is redundant. Just as potentially seafood calamari has a redundant word. In his eagerness to be a fug smucker he exposed himself as an illiterate cretin (I can't spell accommodation so he's in good company ).

                    So, how d'you like them apples?
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      The calamari contained prawns, mussels and salmon as well as squid.
                      <sigh>

                      What they meant was "fruits de mer" but that was waaaaay beyond them so they should have gone for "mixed seafood platter".

                      Calamari is fried squid. It does not contain other things.

                      HTH
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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