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We're just a random bunch of and lemonade my dear. Atoms and lemonade.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Fancy an expresso?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWe're just a random bunch of and lemonade my dear. Atoms and lemonade.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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What about my cuddle Mr Bear?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWe're just a random bunch of and lemonade my dear. Atoms and lemonade.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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There's only enough room for fit birds and rugby players. Now be off with you squid boy.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWhat about my cuddle Mr Bear?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThere's only enough room for fit birds and rugby players. Now be off with you squid boy.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I'm done trying to explain things to you, dude. Read the thread.Originally posted by suityou01 View Postblah blah blah it passed my by. blah blah blahYou won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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I'm more of a cappacino man myself.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFancy an expresso?You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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Reading wastes valuable posting time.Originally posted by GreenLabel View PostI'm done trying to explain things to you, dude. Read the thread.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Oh, too milky for me. Americanno?Originally posted by GreenLabel View PostI'm more of a cappacino man myself.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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