Urinal intimidation

[aussielong]

I was taking a leak in a bar last night and this big bloke came in and stood next to me. Took his hampton out and came right into my personal space with it. Literally pointed his hampton at mine and said 'have you ever been p1ssed on?'.

I said 'You what, what are you doing?'...

And he repeated his question. He was literally going to p1ss on me!

I finished up and left quickly, feeling slightly uneasy. Four blokes were waiting outside. I presume they wanted sole use of the loo to do their business, whatever it was.

Strange.

[Churchill]

Looks like Wilmslow has been at the steroids again.

The four blokes outside were probably waiting to beat the crap out of you when you rounded on the big guy.

Just a thought.

[NotAllThere]

Do you look like Wilmslow?

edit: beaten to it!

[Lockhouse]

The four blokes outside were probably waiting to beat the crap out of you when you rounded on the big guy.

Just a thought.

I don't usually agree with Mr C, but I do this time. You had a lucky escape by the sound of it.

[Mich the Tester]

This 'bar'; did it have a rainbow flag outside?

[d000hg]

Took his hampton out and came right into my personal space with it.

Interesting turn of phrase.

[hyperD]

I seem to be able to create my own space in a trough urinal by eating asparagus beforehand.

As others had said, you were probably quite fortunate to just get out of there in one piece.

[Old Greg]

Next time you masturbate a public toilet, get a cubicle.

[EternalOptimist]

I was taking a leak in a bar last night and this big bloke came in and stood next to me. Took his hampton out and came right into my personal space with it. Literally pointed his hampton at mine and said 'have you ever been p1ssed on?'.

I said 'You what, what are you doing?'...

And he repeated his question. He was literally going to p1ss on me!

I finished up and left quickly, feeling slightly uneasy. Four blokes were waiting outside. I presume they wanted sole use of the loo to do their business, whatever it was.

Strange.

You are australian arnt you ? this is English etiquette. As you know the English are very reserved, but also have a streak of sarcasm (eg Basil Fawlty), this leads them to say the opposite to what they mean when under pressure or in embarrasing situation.
What he meant was 'whoaa, make room I am gonna spray here'

Try it yourself. Go back there and wait in the gents, when a big bloke comes in, put your hand on your hip and ask him if he wants a blowie
he will understand immediately that you are not gay, and that you are just being 'a fella'

you will be suprised at the reaction you get from him

[northernladuk]

I was taking a leak in a bar last night and this big bloke came in and stood next to me. Took his hampton out and came right into my personal space with it.

Wish I had a hampton big enough to invade any kind of space