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MaryPoppins replied

3 February 2011, 14:37
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Aren't they the same thing?

Not for some of these mere mortals Greg.
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Old Greg replied

3 February 2011, 14:30
Originally posted by aussielong View Post

I'm both horrified and slightly aroused at the same time.

Aren't they the same thing?
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Churchill replied

3 February 2011, 14:26
Originally posted by aussielong View Post

I'm both horrified and slightly aroused at the same time.

Stop drinking as much and you'll be able to forget the word "slightly".
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aussielong replied

3 February 2011, 14:21
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Amateur.

I'm both horrified and slightly aroused at the same time.
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MaryPoppins replied

3 February 2011, 14:15
Originally posted by aussielong View Post

It has left a nasty taste in the mouth.

Amateur.
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aussielong replied

3 February 2011, 14:01
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I hope I am not alone in finding the discussion on the merits of which profession to gobble when drunk to be distasteful

It has left a nasty taste in the mouth.
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MaryPoppins replied

3 February 2011, 13:57
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Old Greg replied

3 February 2011, 13:54
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

You approve then?

Get back to your hockey stick.
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Mich the Tester replied

3 February 2011, 13:52
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I hope I am not alone in finding the discussion on the merits of which profession to gobble when drunk to be distasteful

You approve then?
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Old Greg replied

3 February 2011, 13:50
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I hope I am not alone in finding the discussion on the merits of which profession to gobble when drunk to be distasteful

I think you probably are.
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aussielong replied

3 February 2011, 13:50
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

You mean you don't want to miss out on feeling the squirts?

I have no cum back for you.
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EternalOptimist replied

3 February 2011, 13:48
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

At least the bankers' deposit would be sufficiently cocaine laced to numb the tonsils.

I hope I am not alone in finding the discussion on the merits of which profession to gobble when drunk to be distasteful

nice saus by the way AL
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Mich the Tester replied

3 February 2011, 13:47
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

At least the bankers' deposit would be sufficiently cocaine laced to numb the tonsils.

Originally posted by aussielong View Post

The other thread is about how long i've got left to live, and this one is generating mental images that I could do without in my mental state.

You mean you don't want to miss out on feeling the squirts?
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aussielong replied

3 February 2011, 13:44
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

At least the bankers' deposit would be sufficiently cocaine laced to numb the tonsils.

The other thread is about how long i've got left to live, and this one is generating mental images that I could do without in my mental state.
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Old Greg replied

3 February 2011, 13:41
Originally posted by aussielong View Post

Thats where my hangover guilt has come from?

I was so p1ssed I accidentally gobbled a banker in the toilets??

At least the bankers' deposit would be sufficiently cocaine laced to numb the tonsils.
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