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I hope I am not alone in finding the discussion on the merits of which profession to gobble when drunk to be distastefulOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostAt least the bankers' deposit would be sufficiently cocaine laced to numb the tonsils.
nice saus by the way AL
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I have no cum back for you.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou mean you don't want to miss out on feeling the squirts?Comment
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I think you probably are.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI hope I am not alone in finding the discussion on the merits of which profession to gobble when drunk to be distastefulComment
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You approve then?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI hope I am not alone in finding the discussion on the merits of which profession to gobble when drunk to be distastefulAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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It has left a nasty taste in the mouth.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI hope I am not alone in finding the discussion on the merits of which profession to gobble when drunk to be distastefulComment
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Amateur.Originally posted by aussielong View PostIt has left a nasty taste in the mouth.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I'm both horrified and slightly aroused at the same time.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAmateur.Comment
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