Urinal intimidation

[Old Greg]

I was taking a leak in a bar last night and this big bloke came in and stood next to me. Took his hampton out and came right into my personal space with it. Literally pointed his hampton at mine and said 'have you ever been p1ssed on?'.

Just re-read. He actually came into your personal space? Exactly which personal space?

[Mich the Tester]

Maybe it was Gricer and the Peak Army.

[aussielong]

Wish I had a hampton big enough to invade any kind of space

He was right up next to me though. Since he was a lot taller than me his hampton was not that far from my face. Which was quite disconcerting.

I said 'you want me out of here dont you' and he replied 'you could say that'. I think they wanted to come in and powder their noses. Rugger bugger bankers I think.

[Old Greg]

He was right up next to me though. Since he was a lot taller than me his hampton was not that far from my face. Which was quite disconcerting.

And if you're kneeling down, you're asking for trouble.

[aussielong]

And if you're kneeling down, you're asking for trouble.

LOL

[MarillionFan]

And if you're kneeling down, you're asking for trouble.

That or he's Jimmy Krankies cousin.

[Mich the Tester]

And if you're kneeling down, you're asking for trouble.

Seeing as he's plastered half the time there's a fair chance of that happening.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1273758

[aussielong]

Seeing as he's plastered half the time there's a fair chance of that happening.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1273758

Thats where my hangover guilt has come from?

I was so p1ssed I accidentally gobbled a banker in the toilets??

[Old Greg]

Thats where my hangover guilt has come from?

I was so p1ssed I accidentally gobbled a banker in the toilets??

At least the bankers' deposit would be sufficiently cocaine laced to numb the tonsils.

[aussielong]

At least the bankers' deposit would be sufficiently cocaine laced to numb the tonsils.

The other thread is about how long i've got left to live, and this one is generating mental images that I could do without in my mental state.