Minor things that really piss you off !

[DaveB]

Old, but still brilliant.

Virgin: the world's best passenger complaint letter? - Telegraph

In fact, I can´t read that without splurting coffee over the screen.

'It's your hamster in the box and it's not breathing. That's how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this'

[Mich the Tester]

getting into the shower and finding out your shower gel has run out

Standing up after a tulip and finding out your bog roll has run out.

[MaryPoppins]

Everybody likes a bit of mustard Richard.

[MaryPoppins]

Standing up after a tulip and finding out your bog roll has run out.

Standing up? Standing up? Where d'you keep your loo roll, in the bloody kitchen?

Get a loo roll holder you barbarian.

[GillsMan]

Trying to stifle laughter in an otherwise silent office while reading the Virgin complaint letter.

[MaryPoppins]

Trying to stifle laughter in an otherwise silent office while reading the Virgin complaint letter.

I tried v hard, but a loud snort escaped.

[GreenLabel]

'It's your hamster in the box and it's not breathing. That's how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this'

"...miscellaneous central cuboid of beige matter."

I'm pretty sure we've got a few of those around here.

[thunderlizard]

Downloading an ebook of Tracts for the Times; loading it onto the book reader; taking it out to read on the train; and finding that it only contains volume 4.

[MaryPoppins]

"...miscellaneous central cuboid of beige matter."

I'm pretty sure we've got a few of those around here.

There are certainly a couple of people who should filch that as their autosig

[darmstadt]

Standing up after a tulip and finding out your bog roll has run out.

Wiping your arse and finding that your fingers have gone through the paper