Minor things that really piss you off !

[Alf W]

People whistling. Extra points if there's no discernable tune just a warbling.

[thunderlizard]

Boris Bikes that have been left docked in top gear (i.e. most of them). How, for pity's sake? Am I the only person who slows down and stops before dismounting? Is everybody else some kind of rodeo cowboy?

[Spacecadet]

With the exceptions of Bill Bailey and Tim Vine - songs in comedy acts

[wobbegong]

James Blunt

[FiveTimes]

getting into the shower and finding out your shower gel has run out

[FiveTimes]

plugin air fresheners.

[d000hg]

getting into the shower and finding out your shower gel has run out

When the hot water runs out and you are still all soapy (call down girls!)

Bonus points when you were all set for a luxuriant hot shower after sport or being chilled to the bone outside (or both).

[norrahe]

When the tube service has been cancelled and they fail to tell people on the platform that there's no tubes

[Spacecadet]

Getting stuck behind a slow driver and then realising they are on the phone and not using a hands free

[d000hg]

Getting stuck behind a slow driver and then realising they are on the phone and not using a hands free

I thought you were going to say "parked".