Minor things that really piss you off !

[Spacecadet]

Intelligent people who earnestly retell debunked urban myths as anecdotes.

[suityou01]

Wiping your arse and finding that your fingers have gone through the paper

Ah, a "Hull breach", you have my sympathies my friend.

Try any of the following

1) Dearer paper
2) More paper
3) Blunter fingers

HTH

[Spacecadet]

Ah, a "Hull breach", you have my sympathies my friend.

Try any of the following

1) Dearer paper
2) More paper
3) Blunter fingers

4) improved wiping technique (the key is to wipe, not anally finger yourself)

[suityou01]

4) improved wiping technique (the key is to wipe, not anally finger yourself)

[OwlHoot]

steel wire kettle descaling pads that start rusting.

a week after buying it in Sainsburys

[suityou01]

steel wire kettle descaling pads that start rusting.

a week after buying it in Sainsburys

A rusty brillo pad at your age is something to be proud of my friend

[suityou01]

Young white lads that insist in speaking like young black lads.

[Paddy]

Young white lads that insist in speaking like young black lads.

You mean like the black barrister’s kids I know. Far too posh. Quite agree with you.

[suityou01]

You mean like the black barrister’s kids I know. Far too posh. Quite agree with you.

Dunno what you're on about. I mean white middle class yoofs carrying on like their from "da hood".

[wobbegong]

Young white lads that insist in speaking like young black lads.

D'ya naa wha' a mean?

Safe, blood. Init.

Rrrrespec.