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    When you have a too hot bath and you're sweaty before you even get dry.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      People that eat supermarket pies.
      Well, it was chef's night off.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        When you have a too hot bath and you're sweaty before you even get dry.
        I hate that too ... quickly shower down with cool water before getting out.



        Getting out of the bath and finding the towels are still damp.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          People that eat supermarket pies.
          Snobs
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            I work beside a permie PM who routinely replaces definitely with 'definently'. I think its a scottish thing. I baaaadly want to correct him - he's a nice guys so more for his sake really. I know he won't thank me.

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              Originally posted by vegan4life View Post
              I work beside a permie PM who routinely replaces definitely with 'definently'.
              Does he also use:
              - skellington;
              - chimberley;
              - umberella?
              They all get on my Bristols.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Does he also use:
                - skellington;
                - chimberley;
                - umberella?
                They all get on my Bristols.
                Yep, and Arthuritis instead of arthritis. 3 syllables only.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  People who say "Soz" when they should say "sorry"
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    People who say "Soz" when they should say "sorry"
                    I just knew that would piss you off in that context!
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      People who say "Soz" when they should say "sorry"
                      People with stupid sigs.
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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