The bitch in the red Mazda that manages to fill 2 spaces and block 3 others with her tulipe-awful parking out the back.
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Asda self-service tills.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Ooh goody, you bit.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostPeople who get upset at my acknowledgement that telephone, aeroplane and refrigerator are the full versions of 'phone, 'plane and 'fridge.
When the cat leaves a a kittie parcel on the carpet.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Fast-food outlet droids who ask "Do you want fries with that?" when I've just ordered "One McSpunk Cheese Rat Burger and chips, please".My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RichardCranium againOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostAsda self-service tills.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RichardCranium again
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RichardCranium again
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RichardCranium again
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RichardCranium again
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RichardCranium again
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RichardCranium again
Admin! WTF is wrong with this reputation system!

What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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People that have cats then complain about their behaviour.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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People that have children then complain about their behaviour.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostPeople that have cats then complain about their behaviour.
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People who lecture others on the use of English and yet have a limited grasp of the language themselves.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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People as what spot my own grammar errors.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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