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    A spot grows on my nose just in time for every interview.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      Hearing the dishwasher finish, going in to the kitchen and opening the dishwasher door to let it dry & cool down for a bit then going off and doing something else ...

      ... then returning to the kitchen with half a cup of cold tea, or a jug of cold gravy, pulling out the upper dishwasher tray and inverting the item while looking for somewhere to slot it in, and realising the dishwasher now has to go on again with all the same contents.

      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        When the filter paper in the coffee machine decides to fold inwards and the coffee ends up all gritty.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          When the oven decides the have a mind of its own and b*ggers up your Sunday lunch
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            sasguru

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              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              sasguru
              Squirrels who still have their christmas hats on
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                Twats who don't know that adverse and averse are two different words.

                Women with exacting standards.

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                  When you pour milk into your coffee and despite it still being in date, it has gone off
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

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                    Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
                    Twats who don't know that adverse and averse are two different words.
                    People who swear on internet forums
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      People who swear on internet forums
                      The way 'fora' is being replaced by 'forums', and plurals like 'agenda' get pluralised again to 'agendas'.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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