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Hearing the dishwasher finish, going in to the kitchen and opening the dishwasher door to let it dry & cool down for a bit then going off and doing something else ...
... then returning to the kitchen with half a cup of cold tea, or a jug of cold gravy, pulling out the upper dishwasher tray and inverting the item while looking for somewhere to slot it in, and realising the dishwasher now has to go on again with all the same contents.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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When the filter paper in the coffee machine decides to fold inwards and the coffee ends up all gritty.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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When the oven decides the have a mind of its own and b
*ggers up your Sunday lunch
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Twats who don't know that adverse and averse are two different words.
Women with exacting standards.Comment
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When you pour milk into your coffee and despite it still being in date, it has gone offComment
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People who swear on internet forumsOriginally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostTwats who don't know that adverse and averse are two different words.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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The way 'fora' is being replaced by 'forums', and plurals like 'agenda' get pluralised again to 'agendas'.Originally posted by d000hg View PostPeople who swear on internet forums
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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