Minor things that really piss you off !

[OwlHoot]

In the middle of a automatic car wash, deciding to turn on the radio and, too late, remembering this pops up the car aerial.

[OwlHoot]

Being repeatedly roped into helping with elderly relatives' issues with a 15 year old PC printer, advising them it is hopelessly out of date and _please_ buy a new one, as they're only about £10 these days, to which the reply is that the printer still seems to work perfectly well.

[OwlHoot]

PC illiterates who assume that "working in IT" means you know everything about every program ever written, or certainly all the ones they use.

Like assuming that passing your driving test means you know every road on Earth, and on every other habitable planet in the local galaxy cluster

[Mich the Tester]

The fact that the 'thin client' machines at clientco don't have a retractable coffee cup holder any more.

[FiveTimes]

getting told by your child that they have split nail varnish removed over the keyboard of her friend laptop and can you fix it.

[DaveB]

Getting a phone call from your son to tell you that he has pissed away his student loan, his grant, his overdraft and the money you gave him in the space of 6 weeks and can he please have some more.

[Mich the Tester]

Getting a phone call from your son to tell you that he has pissed away his student loan, his grant, his overdraft and the money you gave him in the space of 6 weeks and can he please have some more.

Youth of today; shandy drinkers, the lot of them.

[thunderlizard]

This mixed metaphor, just in my inbox:

My client based in Bedfordshire is looking for experienced developers who can come on board and hit the ground running.

[Pogle]

This mixed metaphor, just in my inbox:

I may use that in my next team meeting

[Board Game Geek]

Youth of today; shandy drinkers, the lot of them.

Crack Cocaine Users.

(It's the only way he must have blown that much dosh)