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Random Friday Thread... what small things make you disproportionally happy?
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Goodnight, princess.Originally posted by freelancer75 View PostI am glad markmm got banned, he accused me of being a thief. I am only sticking up for myself RichardCranium seems to have a problem with me.
In fact feck this, this isn't the kind of forum I want to engage in, it treats new users with suspicion and abuses them off the bat. I will be telling any contractor I know to avoid this tulip hole.
BYE AND FECK YOU ALL.You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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I wouldn't get your hopes up. He'll be back apologising for getting over-excited.Originally posted by GreenLabel View PostGoodnight, princess.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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When a rubbish sockpuppet does a gloriousOriginally posted by d000hg View PostWhat little things brighten your day more than they logically should?
flounce!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostHe's doing terribly well.
He's now on the first page of CUKers, when sorted by ascending rep. Ranked 18th, actually.
10th.
Next one to -ve rep him will make him "slower than a 486" I reckon.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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CorrectOriginally posted by RichardCranium View Post
10th.
Next one to -ve rep him will make him "slower than a 486" I reckon.
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Winding up sockies does make me smile.
But not as much as seeing incompetent bullying law firms being told to sod off by a Judge.
Default judgement FAIL: ACS:Law muffs up in court
Judge not impressed with firm's muddled showing"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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WRCS.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWhen a rubbish sockpuppet does a glorious
flounce!You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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Freelancer75: Last Activity Yesterday 22:06Originally posted by freelancer75 View Post...
BYE AND FECK YOU ALL.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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