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Random Friday Thread... what small things make you disproportionally happy?

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    #61
    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Back on topic: on the return trip, once you've crossed the bridge, there's a long, long straight hill. Mrs RC would groan when, as we approached the hill, I pressed the Sports Mode button on the gearbox when driving her 4.0 litre Jag.
    When I visit North Yorkshire, scooting along moor top roads on a sunny day.
    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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      #62
      Originally posted by freelancer75 View Post
      I am glad markmm got banned, he accused me of being a thief. I am only sticking up for myself RichardCranium seems to have a problem with me.

      In fact feck this, this isn't the kind of forum I want to engage in, it treats new users with suspicion and abuses them off the bat. I will be telling any contractor I know to avoid this tulip hole.

      BYE AND FECK YOU ALL.
      Goodnight, princess.
      You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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        #63
        Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
        Goodnight, princess.
        I wouldn't get your hopes up. He'll be back apologising for getting over-excited.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #64
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          What little things brighten your day more than they logically should?
          When a rubbish sockpuppet does a glorious
          flounce!
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #65
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            He's doing terribly well.

            He's now on the first page of CUKers, when sorted by ascending rep. Ranked 18th, actually.
            10th.

            Next one to -ve rep him will make him "slower than a 486" I reckon.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #66
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              10th.

              Next one to -ve rep him will make him "slower than a 486" I reckon.
              Correct

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                #67
                Winding up sockies does make me smile.

                But not as much as seeing incompetent bullying law firms being told to sod off by a Judge.

                Default judgement FAIL: ACS:Law muffs up in court
                Judge not impressed with firm's muddled showing
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Correct




                  (Is that you banging someone's head together? )
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    When a rubbish sockpuppet does a glorious
                    flounce!
                    WRCS.
                    You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by freelancer75 View Post
                      ...

                      BYE AND FECK YOU ALL.
                      Freelancer75: Last Activity Yesterday 22:06
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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