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Interesting thread alert - Scooter is to become a father!

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    #51
    Congrats on the news.

    In similar mood to several other posts:
    1) If its a Boy prepare yourself for about 14 years of worry about them. Then another 1/2 dozen years of worry about local girls.
    2) If its a Girl just prepare yourself for a lifetime of worry.
    Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
    Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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      #52
      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
      I've no idea what all this father business really means


      Oh dear. This might help.

      Have you got a milkman, BTW?










      Congrats.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #53
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Babies love it. They feel safe and warm.
        Yours might well do, but for those of us that don't have Moobs, they are a bit effeminate.

        HTH

        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #54
          Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
          wow - thanks people never expected all those congrats..

          Just been for the 12 week scan. There be legs, arms and a lot of movement!
          Well done scooterscot................start stockpiling that sleep now. Congrats!!

          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #55
            Congratulations Scooter.

            Enjoy fatherhood. It's brilliant.


            You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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              #56
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


              Congratulations!

              whs.

              Have you made sure you know where the birth will take place?
              Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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                #57
                Originally posted by MrMark View Post
                Have you made sure you know where the birth will take place?
                Ooh, good point.

                Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                I've no idea what all this father business really means
                scooterscot, it's like this...
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by MrMark View Post
                  Have you made sure you know where the birth will take place?
                  Probably the same place as with most women

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Probably the same place as with most women
                    Actually there's two options.

                    Naturally. Or the sun roof.

                    Hth
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #60
                      Congratulations!

                      Parenthood is the best gig in the world!

                      Stock up on sleep, nice meals out with the mrs, calpol, and gripe water!
                      Politicians are wonderfull people, as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, like working for a living!

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