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Interesting thread alert - Scooter is to become a father!

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    #31
    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Either you have a lot of nieces and nephews or you've been reading lots of baby books secretly.
    We have a lot of kids in the family and lots of friends with babies... and not so secretly either
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #32
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      We have a lot of kids in the family and lots of friends with babies... and not so secretly either
      Oirish.

      Say no more. [taps nose smiley]
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #33
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post




        Yep or in a little bit of a breeze... makes them close their eyes too so they sleep!
        Teeny bit of surgical tape over the eyes works a dream, too.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #34
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          Teeny bit of surgical tape over the eyes works a dream, too.
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #35
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Teeny bit of surgical tape over the eyes works a dream, too.
            Mumsnet have been on MP, they'd like to put you up for an award.

            No sorry, got that wrong. They offered a reward.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #36
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Speak for yourself.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #37
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Mumsnet have been on MP, they'd like to put you up for an award.

                No sorry, got that wrong. They offered a reward.
                I'll see you at the awards do! I hear you're up for Stepdad Of The Year?
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #38
                  If you forget to warm their milk before feeding it to them, it can be done retrospectively.

                  Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                    It's all true Mrs scooter is 12 weeks pregnant.

                    1st child so I've no idea what all this father business really means, rather exciting though..
                    Congratulations.


                    ps, sorry, but all this time I thought you were a girl
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #40
                      Congrats.

                      Well thats your life over for a few years.

                      Start saving.

                      Nappies when they are small.
                      School Uniform when they are a bit older.
                      Petrol as the taxi when they are 13 onwards.
                      Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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