Congratulations!
Parenthood is the best gig in the world!
Stock up on sleep, nice meals out with the mrs, calpol, and gripe water!
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Previously on "Interesting thread alert - Scooter is to become a father!"
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Actually there's two options.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostProbably the same place as with most women
Naturally. Or the sun roof.
Hth
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostI've no idea what all this father business really means
Oh dear. This might help.
Have you got a milkman, BTW?
Congrats.
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Congrats on the news.



In similar mood to several other posts:
1) If its a Boy prepare yourself for about 14 years of worry about them. Then another 1/2 dozen years of worry about local girls.
2) If its a Girl just prepare yourself for a lifetime of worry.
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AwwwOriginally posted by scooterscot View Postwow - thanks people never expected all those congrats..
Just been for the 12 week scan. There be legs, arms and a lot of movement!
Just ignore the miserable sods on here. Babies are great .
Congrats and I hope all goes well
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wow - thanks people never expected all those congrats..
Just been for the 12 week scan. There be legs, arms and a lot of movement!
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